Category: Comedy

Ode on Hillary in Bosnia

A humorous poem by Orson Scott Card (I got a kick out of it): Ode on Hillary in Bosnia by Orson Scott Card “We landed under sniper fire! We ran for cover, terrified! The bullets flew around my head! I thought for sure that I was dead!”

April Fool’s Day roundup

It’s kind of become tradition in the technology industry to put out a fake announcement on April 1 of some cool experimental technology that will revolutionize the industry and is usually completely implausible.  Google always leads the way.  Today is no exception as they have already started pouring in. Google announced a join venture with…
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The Cadaver Calculator – How Much is Your Body Worth?

My buddy over at posted an interesting test today. Have you ever wondered how much your family could get for your dead body? 🙂 Well, here’s your chance to know. Here’s my total (click to find out yours): $4625.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

The story of the perfect couple

If you can’t see the video below, view the full posting. Don’t forget to click the “Continue ->” in the bottom right.

Fantastic NASCAR Video

I recently rediscovered the following clip. It’s one of the funniest clips I’ve seen (or heard) from The Onion. NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’

Only in Utah

So in Utah, we deal with some interesting quirks in the culture. Here’s something you would never hear on the radio anywhere but Utah. [audio:ksfioops.mp3] Apparently, she was hopped up on Nyquil or something similar. Note: If you can’t see a flash applet to play some audio, visit the original post to listen.

Computers could end the world

A Quote from Nathanial Borenstein made me laugh: The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents. So in other words, you need to be nice to us “computer professionals.”

E-petitions warning (from

So today, I got the following email from a relative: Pass this one on to all your e-mail buddies and take the time to read the article listed at the bottom of the message. It is full of good advice especially about the “cookies.”To whom it may concern:Just a word to the wise. E-mail…
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Politics and Prostitution

Comments like this are the reason I and so many Americans loved Ronald Reagan: “Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” He was brutally honest about the problems of his profession.

WardAmerica by David R. Trottier

I was cleaning out my old emails and found the following. It gave me quite the chuckle reading through it again (mostly because my family has been involved in MLM since Amway was still called Amway). So I figured I would share it with others, so here you go: WardAmerica by David R. Trottier My…
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