I was cleaning out my old emails and found the following. It gave me quite the chuckle reading through it again (mostly because my family has been involved in MLM since Amway was still called Amway). So I figured I would share it with others, so here you go:
WardAmerica
by David R. Trottier
My humble plan for the financial salvation and exaltation of every soul who has the sense to sign up.
I have seen a vision. I have become a new man. And boy, am I excited! Not that I was asking for any great blessings, but when your number’s called, hey, you’ve got to go with the flow.
It all began one foggy night on the freeway. I was pondering the difficulties of my stake missionary calling and took a wrong exit. Suddenly I found myself in a dark and dreary suburb. I spotted an iron railing by the sidewalk and followed it right up to a new LDS meetinghouse. On the wall was a sign that read, “WardAmerica. Prosper in the land today!”
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